Zombie Brain Eater: 9/30/07

Friday, October 5, 2007

Assfactor 4 - Self-Titled

Assfactor 4. Fast. Loud. Chaotic. In Your Face.
Assfactor 4's self-titled albums is a classic to me. It was one of the first albums i got that was of that chaotic kind of hardcore, that still hard some melodic tints to it. It is not an album that makes me violent, but passionate. It is some that I could fight to, if i felt strongly about what I was fighting for, I could also see myself making sweet loves to a lady while jammin to this album. This album seems to be all over the place but yet some how tied together. It is simply amazing to me and a pure classic. So next time you're about to get it on with your lady turn them and see how it goes.

ORCHID - SELF-TITLED (GATEFOLD)

ORCHID - SELF-TITLED

To those who didn't know Orchid is pretty much the best band ever, and this album is pretty much the best one by them. Chaos Is Them. despite what you've heard otherwise. They are Chaotic Screamo to the X-treme! This is the kind of shit you crank until your head goes numb and you can't hear anything anymore.They probably have some of the best lyrics around too. Will Killingsworth is amazing at his guitar work and shreds it like no other. Also Jayson Green's voice rapes small children. This album is something that you party to. regardless of what you've been told. Chaos to the max man. ORCHID OWNS YOUR MOTHER'S SOUL. nothing more to be said

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Emery - I Am Only A Man

Tisk. Tisk. Tisk.
Dear Emery,

WTF HAPPENED!?!?! You were the only Tooth & Nail Records band that didn't suck cock! I actually enjoyed your catchy jamz and cheesy lyrics, and then you go and blow it! srsly! WTF?!

Sincerely,
ZBE

But in all srs-ness album blows. Such a bore. Can't get into it. and Emery has a totally different, way shittier sound.
ALBUM NOT BACKED

Brand New - Deja Entendu

As much (or little) it my surprise some of you I AM a fan of this album. Brand New has won over the hearts of countless teenage girls, but it also won mine over too. This Album is Brand New's best release, regardless of how much you like The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me. This album makes my panties wet. "Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Doesn't" is a song that reminds me of how I am better than most everyone. It is a sarcastic jibe at all the people in music who think they are better than everyone (they clearly haven't met me AMIRITE?!?!). Overall whether you're 13 or 30 male or female, this album will make your panties wet remind you of how awesome I am.

Taking Back Sunday - Tell All Your Friends

Taking Back Sunday's Tell All Your Friend's release has been the only good one to date. If you don't love this album you are not a real person. This album was the soundtrack to my 8th grade. It is so catchy and full of memory-filled songs. This album is amazing for drunken sing-a-longs and long road trips. I know every single word to this album and still to this day will pop it in and sing my heart out. I don't really need to tell you about how amazing this album is, and if i do you should probably abort life.